Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
MARK TWAINWorrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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