A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
MARK TWAINWorrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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