To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
MARK TWAINWorrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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