Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
MARK TWAINEducation consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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