Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
MARK TWAINEducation consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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