April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAINEducation consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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