I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAINEducation consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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