Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAINThere’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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