Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
MARK TWAINThere’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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