I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
MARK TWAINThere’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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