Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
MARK TWAINThere’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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