Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAINThere’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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