Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
MARK TWAINThere’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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