The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
MARK TWAINThere’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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