Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAINThere’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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