Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINThere’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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