Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
MARK TWAINThe right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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