If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
MARK TWAINThe right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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