Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
MARK TWAINThe right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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