All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
MARK TWAINTo get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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