Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAINTo get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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