Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
MARK TWAINTo get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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