A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAINTo get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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