The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINTo get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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