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More Mark Twain Quotes
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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