Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
MARK TWAINThe secret to getting ahead is getting started.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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