If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
MARK TWAINThe secret to getting ahead is getting started.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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