The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
MARK TWAINThe secret to getting ahead is getting started.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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