Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
MARK TWAINI do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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