I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAINI do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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