Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
GROUCHO MARXGo, and never darken my towels again.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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All geniuses die young.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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