I intend to live forever, or die trying.
GROUCHO MARXGo, and never darken my towels again.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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