A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
GROUCHO MARXGo, and never darken my towels again.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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