Time wounds all heels.
GROUCHO MARXGo, and never darken my towels again.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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I only write first editions.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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