Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARXWhen you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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