You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
GROUCHO MARXWhen you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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