Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
GROUCHO MARXBehind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
GROUCHO MARXWhatever it is, I’m against it.
GROUCHO MARXSome people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
GROUCHO MARXIf a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
GROUCHO MARXMan does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
GROUCHO MARXIn studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
GROUCHO MARXAll geniuses die young.
GROUCHO MARXA child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
GROUCHO MARXTime wounds all heels.
GROUCHO MARXSomebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
GROUCHO MARXHollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
GROUCHO MARXIf you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
GROUCHO MARXWhy, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
GROUCHO MARXI only write first editions.
GROUCHO MARXIf you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
GROUCHO MARXI am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
GROUCHO MARX