Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
GROUCHO MARXShe’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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