She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
GROUCHO MARXShe’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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