A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
GROUCHO MARXA year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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I only write first editions.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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