She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
GROUCHO MARXA year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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All geniuses die young.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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