Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
GROUCHO MARXLaugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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