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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Against Attitude
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Club Freedom Member
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Interesting Reality Sense Theory
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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