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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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