All geniuses die young.
GROUCHO MARXLaugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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