All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
GROUCHO MARXLaugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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