Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
GROUCHO MARXI never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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