Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
GROUCHO MARXI never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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All geniuses die young.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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