A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
GROUCHO MARXI find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Time wounds all heels.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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