Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
GROUCHO MARXI find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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