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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.

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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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