Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
GROUCHO MARXThose are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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