Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
GROUCHO MARXThose are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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