I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
GROUCHO MARXThose are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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