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I intend to live forever, or die trying.

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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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I only write first editions.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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