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I intend to live forever, or die trying.

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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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