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I intend to live forever, or die trying.

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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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I only write first editions.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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