Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
GROUCHO MARXMoney frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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I only write first editions.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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