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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy

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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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