Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
GROUCHO MARXMoney frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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All geniuses die young.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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