Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
GROUCHO MARXSomebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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