The only real laughter comes from despair.
GROUCHO MARXSomebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Time wounds all heels.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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