I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
GROUCHO MARXSomebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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