Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
GROUCHO MARXSomebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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All geniuses die young.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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