A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
GROUCHO MARXSomebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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All geniuses die young.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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