All geniuses die young.
GROUCHO MARXSomebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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I only write first editions.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Time wounds all heels.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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