Go, and never darken my towels again.
GROUCHO MARXI think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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