Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
GROUCHO MARXI think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I only write first editions.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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