Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
GROUCHO MARXI’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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