Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
GROUCHO MARXI’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Time wounds all heels.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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