Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
GROUCHO MARXTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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I only write first editions.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Time wounds all heels.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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