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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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