Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
GROUCHO MARXTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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All geniuses die young.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Time wounds all heels.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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