In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
GROUCHO MARXTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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