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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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