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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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