I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
GROUCHO MARXLife is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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All geniuses die young.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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