A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
GROUCHO MARXLife is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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