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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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