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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Bad Day Evening Wonderful
I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Children Love Mother
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Against Attitude
I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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