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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Comedy Funny Humour Nickle Pocket
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Billion Birthday Cells Life One Liner
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Enough Learning Mistake Yourself
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Equality Freedom Prejudices
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Feeling Man Naughty One Liner Sex Woman
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Footprint Photography Socks Upstairs
The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Book Fools Trouble Writing Yourself
Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Advance Luck One Liner Welcome Women
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Attitude Confidence
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Children Fetch Funny Understand
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Book Education Humour Read Room Television
We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Humour Meet Night Own Theater
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Funny Humour Instituation Marriage
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Freedom Money Thinking
I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Clothes Sex Sexy Triumphed Women
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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