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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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