If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
GROUCHO MARXIf you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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