A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
GROUCHO MARXOnce I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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All geniuses die young.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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