I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
GROUCHO MARXOnce I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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