A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
GROUCHO MARXOnce I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I only write first editions.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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