I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
GROUCHO MARXTime wounds all heels.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
-
-
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
GROUCHO MARX -
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
GROUCHO MARX -
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARX -
Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
GROUCHO MARX -
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GROUCHO MARX -
We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
GROUCHO MARX -
Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
GROUCHO MARX -
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
GROUCHO MARX -
Time wounds all heels.
GROUCHO MARX -
Go, and never darken my towels again.
GROUCHO MARX -
I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
GROUCHO MARX -
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
GROUCHO MARX -
Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
GROUCHO MARX -
Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
GROUCHO MARX -
Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
GROUCHO MARX