Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
GROUCHO MARXTime wounds all heels.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Time wounds all heels.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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