Go, and never darken my towels again.
GROUCHO MARXTime wounds all heels.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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