Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARXTime wounds all heels.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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