Before I speak, I have something important to say.
GROUCHO MARXI never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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