Before I speak, I have something important to say.
GROUCHO MARXI never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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