Room service? Send up a larger room.
GROUCHO MARXI never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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