Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
GROUCHO MARXI never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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All geniuses die young.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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