Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
GROUCHO MARXNo one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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