Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
GROUCHO MARXNo one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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All geniuses die young.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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