Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
GROUCHO MARXNo one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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