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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Groucho Marx

Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
GROUCHO MARX

Art Humour Water
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
GROUCHO MARX

Best Friend Deep Failure One Liner Unhappy
If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Deviation Dirty Honor Liar Thief Writing Yourself
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Doubt Interfere Marriage People Romance Sex Wife
Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Funny Girlfriend Meet Naughty Wife
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
GROUCHO MARX

Demotivate Idiot Insult Life Stupidity
I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Clothes Sex Sexy Triumphed Women
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
GROUCHO MARX

Equality Freedom Prejudices
You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Huff Humour Leave
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
GROUCHO MARX

Army Contradiction Intelligence Military One Liner
She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Funny Love Man Myself
Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Poverty State Work
I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Club Freedom Member
I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Insult One Liner Respect
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Crazy Decent Life Meal Place Reality
We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
GROUCHO MARX

Humour Meet Night Own Theater

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