Any place I hang my head is home.
GROUCHO MARXNo one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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