Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
GROUCHO MARXDo you mind if I don’t smoke?
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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All geniuses die young.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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