Any place I hang my head is home.
GROUCHO MARXDo you mind if I don’t smoke?
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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