Time wounds all heels.
GROUCHO MARXBefore I speak, I have something important to say.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I only write first editions.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
GROUCHO MARX