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All geniuses die young.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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