Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
GROUCHO MARXBefore I speak, I have something important to say.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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All geniuses die young.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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