A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
GROUCHO MARXBefore I speak, I have something important to say.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Time wounds all heels.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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