My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
GROUCHO MARXNext time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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