Time wounds all heels.
GROUCHO MARXNext time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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