Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARXNext time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
GROUCHO MARX






