I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
GROUCHO MARXNext time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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