Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
GROUCHO MARXNext time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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