Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
GROUCHO MARXA man is only as old as the woman he feels.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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All geniuses die young.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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