We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
GROUCHO MARXA man is only as old as the woman he feels.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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