Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
GROUCHO MARXA man is only as old as the woman he feels.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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