Go, and never darken my towels again.
GROUCHO MARXA man is only as old as the woman he feels.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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