If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
GROUCHO MARXThe only real laughter comes from despair.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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