A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
GROUCHO MARXThe only real laughter comes from despair.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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