No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
GROUCHO MARXAnyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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All geniuses die young.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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I only write first editions.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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