Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
GROUCHO MARXAnyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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