Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARXAnyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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All geniuses die young.
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I only write first editions.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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