Any place I hang my head is home.
GROUCHO MARXLove flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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