Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
GROUCHO MARXLove flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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