I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
GROUCHO MARXLove flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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All geniuses die young.
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