You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
GROUCHO MARXLove flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Time wounds all heels.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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I only write first editions.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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