If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
GROUCHO MARXI only write first editions.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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