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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Billion Birthday Cells Life One Liner
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Die Forever Inspirational One Liner Positive Try
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Enough Learning Mistake Yourself
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Birthday Live Old Problem
A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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