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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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