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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Bore Hole Insult Run
Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Attitude Life Principles Rules
Any place I hang my head is home.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Admit Age Born Early Life

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