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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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All geniuses die young.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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