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I only write first editions.

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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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I only write first editions.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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