Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
GROUCHO MARXBlessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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