Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
GROUCHO MARXBlessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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