Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
GROUCHO MARXBlessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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