Room service? Send up a larger room.
GROUCHO MARXBlessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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