Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
GROUCHO MARXBlessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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