Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARXBlessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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