Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
GROUCHO MARXBlessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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