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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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