I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
GROUCHO MARXWhatever it is, I’m against it.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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All geniuses die young.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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