Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
GROUCHO MARXWhatever it is, I’m against it.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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All geniuses die young.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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