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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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