We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
GROUCHO MARXWhatever it is, I’m against it.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Time wounds all heels.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
GROUCHO MARX






