A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
GROUCHO MARXWhatever it is, I’m against it.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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