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Humour is reason gone mad.

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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Clothes Sex Sexy Triumphed Women
You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Huff Humour Leave
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Footprint Photography Socks Upstairs
Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Funny Hotel Humour Room Service
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Dead Funny Man One Liner Stop Watch
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Attitude Life Principles Rules
Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Bore Hole Insult Run
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Bless Crack Light One Liner
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Attitude Insult One Liner Remind Talk Time
I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Funny Hero Heroine Tits
If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Exitement Fun Life One Liner Travel Wrong
Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Die Halfway Heaven One Liner West
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Funny Leadership Man Women
Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Bed Inspirational Lazy One Liner Worth
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Fly Love Money Reality Truth
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Funny Hospital Humour Parked Run Taxi

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