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Humour is reason gone mad.

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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Applesauce Cranberry Taste
Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Angry Funny One Liner Towel
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Fly Love Money Reality Truth
Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Die Halfway Heaven One Liner West
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Book Comfortable Dog Goodness Peace Woman
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Army Justice Military Music One Liner
Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Bore Hole Insult Run
Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Love Man Romance Room
I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Clothes Sex Sexy Triumphed Women
If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Lucky Person Pool Swimming Underwater
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Bless Crack Light One Liner
I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Funny Hero Heroine Tits
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Die Forever Inspirational One Liner Positive Try
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Freedom Money Thinking
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Billion Birthday Cells Life One Liner
I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Club Freedom Member

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