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Humour is reason gone mad.

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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