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Humour is reason gone mad.

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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