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Humour is reason gone mad.

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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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