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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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