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Humour is reason gone mad.

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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
GROUCHO MARX

Bed Inspirational Lazy One Liner Worth
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Attitude Confidence
She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Funny Love Man Myself
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Children Fetch Funny Understand
Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Attitude Down Human Nature Myself Pick
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Billion Birthday Cells Life One Liner
I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Club Freedom Member
You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Huff Humour Leave
I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Education Love One Liner Reading
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Dead Funny Man One Liner Stop Watch
If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Exitement Fun Life One Liner Travel Wrong
I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Beat Confidence Goodness Head Mind Revenge War
Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Angry Funny One Liner Towel
Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Interest Naked Sex True
I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Insult One Liner Respect
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Enough Learning Mistake Yourself

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