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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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