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Humour is reason gone mad.

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All geniuses die young.
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Die Genius One Liner Young
She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Lucky Person Pool Swimming Underwater
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Funny Girlfriend Meet Naughty Wife
We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Drunk Febuary Morning
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Enough Learning Mistake Yourself

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