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Humour is reason gone mad.

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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Funny Hotel Humour Room Service
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Enough Inspirational Mistake Yourself
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Finding Happiness Hard Time Healing Laugh
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Man One Liner Success Victory Wife Woman
We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Drunk Febuary Morning
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Equality Freedom Prejudices
Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Bed Inspirational Lazy One Liner Worth
Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Bore Hole Insult Run
In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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