I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
GROUCHO MARXWhoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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