Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
GROUCHO MARXLove flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
GROUCHO MARXI think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
GROUCHO MARXBlessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
GROUCHO MARXI don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
GROUCHO MARXI only write first editions.
GROUCHO MARXAnyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
GROUCHO MARXWho says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
GROUCHO MARXBefore I speak, I have something important to say.
GROUCHO MARXEither this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
GROUCHO MARXFrom the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
GROUCHO MARXWell, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
GROUCHO MARXI’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
GROUCHO MARXShe got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
GROUCHO MARXTime wounds all heels.
GROUCHO MARXQuote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
GROUCHO MARXMarriage is the chief cause of divorce.
GROUCHO MARX