Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARXWhoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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