Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
GROUCHO MARXWhoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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All geniuses die young.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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