I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
GROUCHO MARXWho says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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