Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
GROUCHO MARXWho says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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All geniuses die young.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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