From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
GROUCHO MARXWho says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Time wounds all heels.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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I only write first editions.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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