Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
GROUCHO MARXWho says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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All geniuses die young.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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