Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
GROUCHO MARXWho says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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All geniuses die young.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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I only write first editions.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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