Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
GROUCHO MARXWho says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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