Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
GROUCHO MARXWho says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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