I intend to live forever, or die trying.
GROUCHO MARXWell, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
GROUCHO MARX