Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
GROUCHO MARXWell, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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