I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
GROUCHO MARXWell, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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All geniuses die young.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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