Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
GROUCHO MARXWell, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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I only write first editions.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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