In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
GROUCHO MARXWell, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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