Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
GROUCHO MARXWell, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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