Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
GROUCHO MARXWell, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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