A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
GROUCHO MARXIf you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Time wounds all heels.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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All geniuses die young.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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