A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
GROUCHO MARXA hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Time wounds all heels.
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