I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
GROUCHO MARXA hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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