I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
GROUCHO MARXA hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I only write first editions.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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