I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
GROUCHO MARXA hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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