Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
GROUCHO MARXEither this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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