Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
GROUCHO MARXEither this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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I only write first editions.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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