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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Humour Madness One Liner Reason
All geniuses die young.
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Die Genius One Liner Young
Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Attitude Down Human Nature Myself Pick
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Enough Learning Mistake Yourself
I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Best Friend Deep Failure One Liner Unhappy
I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Cigar Love Mouth Relationship
Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Bed Inspirational Lazy One Liner Worth
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Bad Day Evening Wonderful
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Event Eyes Happiness Inspirational Morning Myself Power Present Unhappiness
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Exception Face Forget Humour
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Age Birthday Interesting Subject
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Children Fetch Funny Understand
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Demotivate Idiot Insult Life Stupidity
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Attitude Confidence

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