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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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