Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
GROUCHO MARXI’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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