Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARXI’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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