Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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All geniuses die young.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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