I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
GROUCHO MARXRoom service? Send up a larger room.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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All geniuses die young.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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