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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.

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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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