Humour is reason gone mad.
GROUCHO MARXI love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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