I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
GROUCHO MARXI think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
GROUCHO MARXIf you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
GROUCHO MARXI never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
GROUCHO MARXThe trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
GROUCHO MARXI love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
GROUCHO MARXLearn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARXI must admit, I was born at an early age.
GROUCHO MARXMy mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
GROUCHO MARXSomebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
GROUCHO MARXWhoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
GROUCHO MARXTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
GROUCHO MARXYesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
GROUCHO MARXThe only real laughter comes from despair.
GROUCHO MARXNext time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
GROUCHO MARXMarriage is the chief cause of divorce.
GROUCHO MARXMan does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
GROUCHO MARX