Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
GROUCHO MARXI love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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