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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.

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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Time wounds all heels.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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