A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
GROUCHO MARXI love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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All geniuses die young.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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