Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
GROUCHO MARXI love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Time wounds all heels.
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