I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
GROUCHO MARXI love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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