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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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All geniuses die young.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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