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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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