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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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I only write first editions.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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