I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
GROUCHO MARXIf you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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