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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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