I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
GROUCHO MARXIf you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Time wounds all heels.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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