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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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