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George Carlin Quote - Everyone smiles in the same language.

Everyone smiles in the same language.

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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Life is tough, then you die.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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