Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
GEORGE CARLINEveryone smiles in the same language.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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