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George Carlin Quote - Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.

Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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