Religion is just mind control.
GEORGE CARLINPardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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