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George Carlin Quote - Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.

Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.

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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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