Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
GEORGE CARLINPardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
More George Carlin Quotes
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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