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George Carlin Quote - Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.

Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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