Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
GEORGE CARLINPardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
More George Carlin Quotes
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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